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lovetexts: As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats. Woody Allen Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on…
Story time: Last year I was working at a clarks store out in SoCal. Dude comes...– ktothe (via internetflexin)
Why do we keep re-creating the same reality? Why do we keep having the same...– What the Bleep do we Know?! (via mymindcravesnectar)
Lovin the girls from “Suckerpunch”! I’d let them fuck me up any day
The more people there is the lonelier it gets– Fresh
Just read that one of my favorite books of all time “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” is being made into a movie… So looking forward to this, time needs to be fast forwarded to when this comes out….
Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than...– Arabic Proverb (via lucabattles)